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This week, we talk about: secret pickleball societies, confronting surly front desk attendants, deep cover among the elites, friendly bullies, infiltrations and invitations, a wide base, getting smoked by jotham, handfuls of crispy eggs, hikes, personal bests, new tv, what jerrad is for, feeling like terry gross, getting rid of stuff easily, probating assets, what […]

This week, we talk about: beyonce-ing out of classes, riding bikes, different types of ades, doo-wop, pump vs intensity, letting it linger, big moving news, corin’s cheese corner, freehanding, german pronunciation, blue brie, renaissance women, getting body-shamed by your grandparents, the way Jotham burns us, one of the weirdest movies, betting on sports, fancy gambling, […]

This week, we talk about: contact info, nude pumpkin patches, makeshift microphone setups, tropical storms, alligator tummies, masking vs packing, eating straight protein powder, being commandeered by lunkheads, the last shreds of youth, the new cronenberg person, leaning into athleisure, the shirt before the shirt, uncut dune, rodney cajunfield, not getting on any plane, perfect […]

This week, we talk about: leaving suddenly, jeans, trump as candyman, magical incantations, mixing up movies, moldy and sculder, leprechaun episodes, talking on top of each other, food vacations, leo pointing, hobbit meals, pierre de resistance, harder puddings, counting jokes, my dog’s back, my secretary’s back, sling blade’s glass shoe, new paddles, live pleasures, how […]

This week, we talk about: frazetta physiques, cat maintenance supplies, faux-henley necks, corn squeezins, getting off of certain grids, night club comedians, scatman cheeseman or timberlake, sandwich talk attitude, cheese-enjoying contests, moo and boo, star wars boy, half marathons, life on the bayou, ham dog, knife crab, sad frankenstein, how to be a racist leader, […]

Our guest is Matt Kannenberg. This week, we talk about: murder party order, getting shot in the neck, hating being startled, leading with the groin, stoned children, renaissance fair pies, second level power bands, laddish fun, cider hunts, being surrounded by pumpkins, gourdologists, corn paths, pig’s digestive adventures, taking dog drugs, taking fish drugs, bungleberries, […]

Our guest is Dogjoy This week, we talk about: candyman companionship, 19th century attorneys, facebook ads, legal buttlifting terms, insulting facebook ads, getting bullied by jotham, pickleball expertise, getting your ankles broke on the court, acid bag foot peels, illegal pedicures, jerrad’s paintball channel, gopro accessories, celebrities who share our initials, again with the skarsgards, […]

This week, we talk about: secret decoder rings, treacle in the lift, pickle ballboys, good vietnam shirts, fashion horses and clothes plates, hand horses, among us, the beginning of autumn, diplomas and omelets, dog waste conflict, halloween stores, undignified dinosaurs, short shorts cop, river phoenix’s friend, velociraptors on google, evil midweek cuties, bear 747, chasing […]

This week: we talk about: even nerdier dungeons and dragons, disavowing star wars, wakka’s patois, background video games, the two phases of online dating, pickleball dimensions, wheelhouses, vr from the outside, dead bodies with the eyes pecked out, alf worshipping satan, the nbc generation gap, the scooby noise, jotham’s lucky porcupine quill, smoking parrots, david […]

Our guest is Yaago Anax aka Prince Midnight This week, we talk about: pickleball sabermetrics, chessboxing, nords carlsburg, danske blue, guy pierced with shrapnel, mashing handsome faces, future computer approaching completion, saturn 3, well-lubricated robots, victorian era fish tank, peter steele, wild dogs at dracula’s castle, decapitation areas, desantis as young hoggle, second grade questions, […]

This week, we talk about: general hideousness, party lines, camera-ready airbnbs, diy smoke relief, legal friends, the vow, funny gas, batman forever, val kilmer knowledge, judgement night and spawn soundtracks, writing for the TV guide channel, extant whistling languages, changing viruses, thirsty minds, sexy future computer and the phantom graphics card, gramps flipping tractor tires, […]

This week, we talk about: chunky minerals, hinge shouts out, stranger danger, park dates, photo shoots, wiffle ball or not, imax coupons, future computer, new website, writing coaches, dogs’ diet, 30 nintendo 64 cartridges, lou smoov, carjacking, shadowrun, unrelated incidents, street beef, angelina jolieberman, topo chico casket, crystal fudge davenport, grudging respect, as slow as […]